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[randomdreams]

I will not eat all the Firework Oreos in one sitting.
I will not eat all the Firework Oreos in one sitting.
I will not eat all the Firework Oreos in one sitting.
I will not eat all the Firework Oreos in one sitting.
I will not eat all the Firework Oreos in one sitting.
I will not eat all the Firework Oreos in one sitting.

Comments

[corvi]

Do you like them? I was disappointed.

[juli]

I came here to say this.

Now, the blueberry pie Oreos are another story!

[corvi]

Maybe we just got a bad batch?

[juli]

I didn't want to tell you this, but I went through like four bags to try to rule that out.

Though I still think it's possible they sat too long and the moisture in them disarmed the pop rocks, in exactly the same way non-stabilized dynamite doesn't.

[amaebi]

Ah, now I don't need to ask for description!

[threemeninaboat]

Here in Denver, everything dries out, so there was popping.

[randomdreams]

Well, if you come visit, you can get the full experience.

[threemeninaboat]

John will also eat anything that doesn't say,
"DOG FOOD" on it.

[randomdreams]

hey, I'm not that picky. I'd eat the fish-and-rice soup we made for Lily.

[randomdreams]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hm. This space is not large enough for the number of exclamation points required.

[randomdreams]

I'm not going to sell my soul for another package.
I might sell someone else's soul for another package.

[ivy]

Did you eat them all in one sitting?

[randomdreams]

I DID NOT.
There's still half a bag, even now.
Well, 3/8 of a bag, at least.

[randomdreams]

3/11ths.

[ivy]

Willpower! [grin]

"I blacked out eating Oreos"

[flwyd]

https://themoth.org/stories/oreo-relapse

[darkoshi]

I hadn't seen or heard of those before. Regular pop-rocks have lactose in them, so I haven't had any since childhood. But from what I found, the Fireworks Oreos don't have lactose. I don't care much for Oreos lately (too sweet & sugary & unhealthy seeming), but I would try those just to be able to experience pop rocks again.

The Amazon reviews are similar to the other comments on your post - some people said the cookies popped, some people say there was no popping, or hardly any. So it must be hit or miss, based on batch or climate/storage, or something.

[myka]

I had to google "firework oreos"

[amaebi]

I hope you're not still pop-rock-shocked?